so in my lovely new student house, we decided to start a quote board. in the aim of embarrasing all involved i.e. katie, sally and kate, i thought i would share the contents with the world:


“hello  . . .smell me.”

*after snogging* “he was nice, what was his name?”

“it didn’t even taste like caesar – it tasted like semen!!”

“kates going to poo herself AGAIN.”



“id totally sleep with you katie, i just dont think i would make it upstairs.”

*pinky finger pointing* “jack meet a real man.” * pointing to a banana*

“i might poo though.”



*to everyone and anyone* “hi im postgrad sally!!”

*to her boyfriend of 2 years after walking up to him and kissing him* “it is you isnt it??”