let me tell you a story. are you sitting comfortably? then i shall begin.

 

there once was a girl called katie,

and saz was here bestest matey.

they knew these two boys,

who brought the girls such joys,

and they shall all be friends until theyre gone eighty!

 

milo often likes to get busy,

with girls who make him go jizzy.

theo likes watching the cricket,

although rarely bowls a wicket,

but together their pulling power makes katie dizzy!!


so far katie has turned down all their advances,

even though they try to impress with their dances.

saz finds watching it funny,

its like bees to a pot of honey,

although she doesnt much fancy their chances.

 

 

 

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