10am start. banners galore. smashing netball 57-35. sneaking in a cheeky drink or 3. squadka. youre green, youre white, youre teams fucking shite. photo love. kegging a linesman. football physio. penalties. i’d rather go to uwic! wellies. wolly missing her compulsory meeting. boots missing her finger. lava. trilby stealing. swansea you are illegitimate. cheerleaders. kick off. getting emotional. lashlashlash. greg james. MEMORY BLANK. bacon sarnies. lost key. afterparty. half-cooked bagels. bed swapping. smashed up faces. pastaaaaa. kicking out at 4am. sleep. HANGOVER FROM HELL.

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